One behaviorist to another after
| Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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A truck driver was driving along
| Police jokes
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks arou
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Where do milk shakes come from?
| Cow jokes
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
| Baby jokes
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. “How do you know?” “You’re still here!”