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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and

| Car and train jokes

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married,

| Horse jokes

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet'

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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,

| Marriage jokes

BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

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