What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
| Ghost jokes
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
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Q: Why do Polish hate
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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What 8-letter word has one
| Letter jokes
What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
| Police jokes
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"
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When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. “You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that old.”