The Captain called the Sergeant in.
| Military jokes
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the me
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An award should go to the United Airlines gate
| Aviation jokes
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single ag
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Q: What is the difference between a smart
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
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Why are astronauts successful
| Space jokes
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?’