Patron: This bread
| Waiter jokes
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
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How should you send a letter to the Easter
| Easter jokes
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have?
| Rabbit jokes
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. “Now don’t let me ever see your face again,” said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. “I’m afraid I can’t promise that, sir,” said the released man. “And why not?” “Because I’m the barman at your regular pub!”