Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
| Food jokes
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
| Space jokes
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
| Halloween jokes
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”