What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
| History jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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When the school was broken into, the
| Criminal jokes
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
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Does running out of a
| Cow jokes
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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First boy: Are you having a party for your
| Birthday jokes
First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
| Business jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm l
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What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!