What does an aardvark use when he has
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine
| Apple jokes
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out
| Cow jokes
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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Does running out of a
| Cow jokes
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.