Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
| Old age jokes
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "You
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Did you go shopping for my birthday
| Birthday jokes
Did you go shopping for my birthday present? "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
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Question: What's the
| Divorce jokes
Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
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What did one tooth say to the other?
| Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
| Dog jokes
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !