What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
| Cat jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
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What ten letter word starts with
| Spelling jokes
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
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What do computer experts do at weekends?
| Computer jokes
What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
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Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. “Say, do you know who I am?” asked the girl. “No.” “I’m the principal’s daughter.” “And do you know who I am?” asked the boy. “No,” she replied. “Thank goodness!”