Q. What do you call a line
| Dance jokes
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
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My friend is so stupid that he
| Idiot and fool jokes
My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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How many biologists does
| Biologist jokes
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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A man is in a bar having a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the
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Why were the vets and pounds
| Weather jokes
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.