A man walks in to a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast." The man says " well you would drink as fa
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Q. How do you make holy water?
| Religious jokes
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
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How does the Easter Bunny stay
| Easter jokes
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
| School jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
| Sport jokes
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.