Morty the producer dies and goes to
| Heaven and hell jokes
Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what's it gonna be Heaven or Hell?" Morty asks, "What's the difference?" Sid says "Take a look at the monitor over here." Morty goes to the monitor and sees scenes of heaven where people are quietly fl
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
| Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That's nothing! In the Highlands every
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
| Cow jokes
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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What happened to Ray when he met the
| Monster jokes
What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.
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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!
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A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy’s house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy’s wife comes to the door. The man says, Hello, I’ve brought your husband home. The wife looks at the man and asks, Where’s his wheel chair?