Why did the elephant paint
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
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Q: What can save a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
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What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
| Space jokes
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
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One Halloween this woman opens her
| Halloween jokes
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and say
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A new chef from India
| Food jokes
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
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Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.