The Senate is investigating
| Old age jokes
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
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Last year's Christmas pudding was so
| Christmas jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
| Ethnic jokes
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear d
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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
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How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.