How many Buckeye
| College jokes
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
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Patient: How much to
| Dentist jokes
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pai
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An exasperated caller to Tech Support
| Computer jokes
An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" tur
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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a
| Police jokes
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints
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Q: Why does the secret
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.