Home - A -
| Birthday jokes
Home - A - Age Jokes "That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?" "Welcome to school, Simon," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?" "I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm nearly new." Miss Jone
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
| Christmas jokes
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
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What is the best way to hunt bear ?
| Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
| Cat jokes
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.
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Room Service? Can you send up a
| Travel and tourist jokes
Room Service? Can you send up a towel? "Please wait, someone else is using it."
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What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.