Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
| Parent jokes
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
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How many editors does it take to change a
| Journalist jokes
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
| Aardvark jokes
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were onl
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor
| Humor jokes
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in
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What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
| Food jokes
What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!