Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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How is a woman like a condom?
| Dirty jokes
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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I was making love to this girl and she started
| Dirty jokes
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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Male secretary : “Feel free to use my dictaphone.” New blonde employee : “No thanks, I’ll just use my finger like everyone else.”