The man was in no shape to drive, so
| Police jokes
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at t
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
| Letter jokes
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't re
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What do you call a big irish spider ?
| Insect jokes
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
| Restaurant jokes
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
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What powerful reptile is found in
| Various animal jokes
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old. “So, did you do it?” his lawyer asked. “Of course not,” the old man replied. “But I was so flattered, I pleaded guilty.”