Why do artists never win when they play
| Sport jokes
Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
| Cat jokes
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
| Sport jokes
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
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How did the close race between the rabbit and
| Rabbit jokes
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
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A musician calls the orchestra office,
| Music jokes
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !