Which burgers can tell your fortune?
| Burger jokes
Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!
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Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days
| School jokes
Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesnt know. Today she asked us again!
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What do you call an ant in space ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
| Answer me this jokes
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Father Christmas: What's your
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn’t going to be out that long.-