A St. Louis mother
| Birthday jokes
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l
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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
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Principal: Do you do
| School jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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What time is it when a clock strikes
| Time jokes
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.
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What do Filipinos call
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S.
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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.