What do you call an elephant with a
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
| Cow jokes
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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Q: Which is easier for a man to
| Women jokes
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.
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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After
| Dirty jokes
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his ba
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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your
| Vampire jokes
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
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What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!