What does an accountant use for birth
| Accountant jokes
What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
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What did they do to the burger who thought he
| Burger jokes
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
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Q: Why did the chicken say,
| Bird jokes
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.
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What does Santa say when he is sick?
| Christmas jokes
What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
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If a word in a dictionary were
| Answer me this jokes
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.