Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
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Q: How much does it cost to get married,
| Parent jokes
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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After church on
| Religious jokes
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anywa
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The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do
| Judge jokes
The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."
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Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
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The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat. If it’s the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it’s handwritten, type it. if it’s typed, copy it. If it’s copied, file it. If it’s Friday, forget it!