On some air bases the Air Force is on one
| Military jokes
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replie
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
| School jokes
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
| Pig jokes
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay
| Business jokes
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no lon
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
| Clinton jokes
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.