What did the pig say when it found a fly in its
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
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The defendant
| Judge jokes
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."
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What did the baby skunk want to be when
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and
| Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Which dog looks like a cat?
| Dog jokes
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded ” i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i’ll go home.”