A tourist, visiting a small town in
| Accountant jokes
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a
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Why are men like blenders?
| Men jokes
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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You and your husband
| Marriage jokes
You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot in common, said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."
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Who stole the sheets from the bed?
| Bed jokes
Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is
| Dirty jokes
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.