Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
| Food jokes
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
| Space jokes
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
| Cat jokes
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
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Have you seen the bus website?
| Bus jokes
Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
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What did the really ugly man do for a living?
| Halloween jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.