On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, “”What kind of “”ese”” are you?
“”Excuse me?””
“”What kind of “”ese”” are you?””
“”Excuse me, I don’t understand what you meant.””
“”Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?””
“”Oh! I am a Vietnamese.””
After 2 hours. Vietnamese asked American: “”What kind of “”kee”” are you?
“”What? What do you mean by key?””
“”Are you monkey, donkey or Yankee.””