Q: How many alto sax
| Music jokes
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's another name for an parent?
| Parent jokes
What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
| Men jokes
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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Which operetta make the Gorilla
| Gorilla jokes
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
| Women jokes
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
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On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, “”What kind of “”ese”” are you?
“”Excuse me?””
“”What kind of “”ese”” are you?””
“”Excuse me, I don’t understand what you meant.””
“”Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?””
“”Oh! I am a Vietnamese.””
After 2 hours. Vietnamese asked American: “”What kind of “”kee”” are you?
“”What? What do you mean by key?””
“”Are you monkey, donkey or Yankee.””