An elderly widow and
| Old age jokes
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hou
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The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
| Ethnic jokes
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them
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Why is your face all scratched ?
| Face jokes
Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
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After the college boy delivered
| College jokes
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how
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Another friend of mine is a very successful
| Business jokes
Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!