A woman accompanied her husband to the
| Marriage jokes
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix
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Q: How many Leos does it take to
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
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What is the meaning of
| Car and train jokes
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
| Snake jokes
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
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At a friend's wedding, everything went
| Marriage jokes
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
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A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”