Technical support had a
| Computer jokes
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
| History jokes
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light'
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How do you make a dog
| Dog jokes
How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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What do you call the ring that worms leave round
| Bath jokes
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. “There’s not much room on this page,” he said. “What shall I write?” Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, “Write your repertoire.”