Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
| Burger jokes
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
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Police officer: And what do you think you
| Police jokes
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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When a baby is learning to eat,
| Baby jokes
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?
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What has antlers, pulls Father
| Various animal jokes
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Doctor, doctor,
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
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Havent I seen your face before? a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter.” “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”