Q: Why didn't the T-rex
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
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Before going to Europe on business, a man
| Business jokes
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer
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What's red and blue and
| Easter jokes
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
| Horse jokes
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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Two men were knocking in nails to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.