Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the
| Music jokes
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
| Business jokes
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
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Did you hear about the tree's
| Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
| Lawyer jokes
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the re
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Why did the banana go out with the
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.