Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a
| School jokes
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
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An old man and his
| Dirty jokes
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the
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A German woman is walking down the street.
| Blonde jokes
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.
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How do you stop a
| Gorilla jokes
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?
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The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn’t until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.