Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play
| Music jokes
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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your momma so stupid she got locked in a
| Yo momma jokes
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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A wise old
| Old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
| School jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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What English King invented
| History jokes
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.