Question: Why do men always give their penis a
| Dirty jokes
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
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The man who
| Dead and dying jokes
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."
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What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
| Ethnic jokes
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
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How do vampires keep their breath smelling
| Vampire jokes
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
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Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. “Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves.” The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!” So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”