Why did the teacher decide to become an
| Humor jokes
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
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Scott finally got his
| Dirty jokes
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
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What do you get if you cross a giant ship
| Internet jokes
What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied'
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
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Young Bradley arrived at his date’s house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. “What’re you doin’?” asked his girlfriend. “How come your shirt is soakin’ wet?” “Well,” said Bradley, “it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR.”