Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
| Bed jokes
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into
| Aviation jokes
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo.
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Yo
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
| Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway there.”