Early Texas governors were not very well
| Spelling jokes
Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secr
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What kind of baseball do burgers
| Burger jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
| Music jokes
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.
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An organization is like a tree full of
| Business jokes
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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How do bank robbers send messages?
| Criminal jokes
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
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Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.