Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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They say that it's
| Ethnic jokes
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
| Judge jokes
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !
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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!