Q: Why would it be
| Police jokes
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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President
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute
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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
| Elephant jokes
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
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Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.