What side of a monster has more hair
| Hair and bald jokes
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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A Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for
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A young couple got married and
| Marriage jokes
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we return
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Who is the hamburgers' favourite
| Burger jokes
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same with us,” the American said, “only we see stars, too.”