I've never been much on fashion, but got
| Marriage jokes
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.
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Q: What is a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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What animals talk on the telephone the most?
| Telephone jokes
What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
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Dad, did you manage to
| Humor jokes
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
| Vampire jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !