How do you make a tame duck wild?
| Bird jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close
| Cannibal jokes
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Seems there was a
| Military jokes
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gu
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An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
| Dirty jokes
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goe
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Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened?” “Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?” “To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”