Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
| Burger jokes
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an
| Music jokes
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
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Who loves
| Aardvark jokes
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
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What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
| Easter jokes
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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What is the second stupidest thing in the
| College jokes
What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.