Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
| Dirty jokes
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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How can you tell if a monster has a
| Monster jokes
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
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Who plays center forward for the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
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A group of young children were siting in a circle with
| Children jokes
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Alice, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow." "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" "It goes baaa." "Jennifer, wh
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.